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Summat's Brewin'

by O'Hooley & Tidow

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White Winos 03:13
Mother liked her white wine When she was alive She was desperate to live But her limit was five Carefully I'd kiss her And send her off to bed We always stuck with white wine We stayed away from red Always stick with white wine Stay away from Mother liked her white wine She'd have a glass or two Almost every single night After her day was through Sancerre, chardonnay, chablis, Pinot grigio Just to take the edge off Just to get the glow You've got to take the edge off If you wanna get the... Mother liked her white wine She'd have a glass or three And we'd sit out on the screen porch White winos mum and me We'd talk about her childhood Recap my career When we got to my father That was when we’d switch to beer We got to the old man And we’d always switch to Mother liked her white wine She'd have a glass or four Each empty bottle a dead soldier The marriage was the war When we blurred the edges When we drank a lot That's when I got nervous When the glow got hot I always get nervous When the glow gets... I still like my white wine And I'll have a glass or two, When I'm down I'll drink some whisky It's something I shouldn't do And every now and then I'll Take a drop of red When I'm with a woman That I wanna take to bed When I'm with a woman That I wanna take to Mother liked her white wine When she was alive She was desperate to live But her limit was five Carefully I'd kiss her And send her off to bed Thank God we stuck to white wine And we stayed away from Mother liked her white wine
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There were three drunken maidens Came from the Isle of Wight They drunk from Monday morning Nor stopped till Saturday night When Saturday night did come me boys They wouldn't then go out These three drunken maidens They pushed the jug about Then in comes bouncing Sally Her cheeks as red as blooms Move up me jolly sisters And give young Sally some room For I will be your equal Before the night is out These four drunken maidens They pushed the jug about There's woodcock and pheasant There's partridge and hare There's all sorts of dainties No scarcity was there There's forty quarts of beer, me boys They fairly drunk them out These four drunken maidens They pushed the jug about But up comes the landlord He's asking for his pay It' a forty pound bill, me boys These gals have got to pay That's ten pounds apiece, me boys But still they wouldn't go out These four drunken maidens They pushed the jug about Oh where are your feathered hats Your mantles rich and fine They've all been swallowed up m’boys In tankards of good wine And where are all your fancy men Young maidens frisk and gay We left them in the alehouse It’s them who’ll have to pay
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Drink up baby, stay up all night With the things you could do You won't but you might The potential you'll be That you'll never see The promises you'll only make Drink up with me now And forget all about The pressure of days Do what I say And I'll make you okay And drive them away The images stuck in your head People you've been before That you don't want around anymore That push and shove and won't bend to your will I'll keep them still Drink up baby, look at the stars I'll kiss you again between the bars Where I'm seeing you there With your hands in the air Waiting to finally be caught Drink up one more time And I'll make you mine Keep you apart Deep in my heart Separate from the rest Where I like you the best And keep the things you forgot
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The Copper 04:27
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Give a cheer, give a cheer For the ones who drink the beer In the cellar of Murphy's saloon They are brave, they are bold For the liquor they have sold In the cellar of Murphy's saloon So drink, drink, drink ’Til you barf it in the sink Yell out your orders loud and clear "More beer" Give a cheer, give a cheer For the ones who drink the beer In the cellar of Murphy's saloon
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All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog All for me beer and tobacco For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin And across the western ocean I must wander Where are me boots, me noggy, noggin’ boots? All gone for beer and tobacco The heels they are wore out and the soles are knocked about And me toes are looking out for better weather Where is me brain, me noggy, noggin’ brain? It’s wrinkled and dried like a raisin No memories retained, me liver’s much the same And me booze breath would fell the tallest timber Where is me phone, me noggy, noggin’ phone? The night’s not complete without a selfie I was trying to dry it out, cos I dropped it in me stout And now I think I’ve flushed it down the kazi! Where is me purse, me noggy, noggin’ purse? Last saw it three weeks a Friday You’ll have to buy this round, I’ve only got a pound And I need that for the last bus back to Golcar
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See the boys out walking The boys, they look so fine Dressed up in green velvet Their silver buckles shine Soon they’ll be bleary eyed Under a keg of wine Down where the drunkards roll See that lover standing Staring at the ground He’s looking for the real thing Lies were all he found You can get the real thing It will only cost a pound There goes a troubled woman She dreams a troubled dream She lives out on the highway She keeps her money clean Soon shell be returning To the place where she’s the queen Down where the drunkards roll You can be a gambler Who never drew a hand You can be a sailor Who never left dry land You can be Lord Jesus The world will understand
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I've been a wild rover for many's the year And I spent all me money on whiskey and beer But now I'm returning with gold in great store And I never will play the wild rover no more And it's No, Nay, never No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover No never no more I went to an alehouse I used to frequent And I told the landlady my money was spent I asked her for credit, she answered me nay Sure a custom like yours I can have any day I took from my pocket, ten sovereigns bright And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight She said "I have whiskeys and wines of the best” And the words that I spoke sure were only in jest I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son And if they caress me as oft times before Sure I never will play the wild rover no more
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Had me first drink on my daddy’s knee Rock a bye baby, takes bottle gladly Newcastle Brown, I fell in love at three Helping my mum put shopping away Top shelf for Bisto, dark corners for whiskey Babycham kiss if I looked away It’s not clever, it’s not hard, but I did it From teens to twenties, he held my hand Confidence, camouflage, courage Drowning the tomboy, the bits you can’t stand Three cans a night as I sat by her side More when she died, my safe place to hide Like mother, like daughter I now realise It’s not clever, it’s not hard, it’s within me A glass raised in celebration Hides the sweetest lamentation The briefest eclipse of inebriation A passenger amidst the congregation Patiently scans the stumbling and the slurred ’Til with a wink of recognition Hand held in his, you are returned Toasting the triumphs, blotting the blues Everyday a different excuse You only live once, ain’t that the truth
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Last Orders 03:32
It’s Friday night, the pubs in full flight Tracey and the girls have a keen appetite Happy hour cocktails, two for one Living the vida loca, smashed up on rum Mojito, Methirsty, Mehappy, Mesquiffy Watching the door for signs of her hubby Four hours later, mission accomplished Time to heave or head for a curry Sandra prefers to purge before pleasure Calories burnt, double the measure After the gym, she’s thirsty for gin Alcotonic, chronic and stays superslim Tony the Tosser thinks he’s a stud Eyes up the talent from behind his jug Spots sexy Sandra, moves in for the kill Loses his nerve as last orders ring Drink up, drink up hey Drink up, drink up hey Drink up, drink up hey Last orders at the bar! Cath from accounts, kicked her fella out Celebrating single with a nice pint o’stout Over clops Sandra, says “Can I join ya?” Tony defeated, retreats to the corner Over t’other side, is a cosy nook CAMRA card clutchers, sup by the book Tickers, twitchers, pint pickers and sniffers The pub is the church, for hopheaded worship Last orders rung but the night is still young For our gaggle of gluggers still looking for fun Tracey’s last tipple; a slippery nipple Waiting for a taxi and hubby’s tongue tickle Tony the tosser leaves disappointed As Sandra and Cath get better acquainted Just another night of drunk and disorder The landlord calls time, that’s it for last orders
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Oh good ale thou art my darling Thou art my joy both night and morning Summat’s brewing on Yorkshire soil Outhouse, cellar, garage or shed A band of brewers with local pride The real ale revolution spreads Stir the mash, bring to the boil Add the hops and build the taste Anorak or anarchist Arouse, arouse, your pint awaits Landlord come fill up the glass With patience and a steady hand Top it up don’t waste a drop Then you can be thankful... In those dark satanic mills Citra, Topaz, Bramling cross The artisan dreams up the mix A blend of two or single hop Pale and hoppy, or nutty slack Fruity, mellow, tangy, cool What will whet the appetite Of flavour chaser’s jug tonight? Landlady fill up the glass With banter and acerbic wit Top it up don’t waste a drop Then we can be joyful... Mallinson’s, Milltown, Magic Rock, Sportsman, Riverhead, Summerwine From far afield to Huddersfield Common beer not corporot Come one, come all raise your glass To save the grand old local pub Top it up, this one’s on me Let us all be merry for good ale
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Oh all the money that e'er I had I spent it in good company And all the harm that e'er I've done Alas it was to none but me And all I've done for want of wit To memory now I can't recall So fill to me the parting glass Good night and joy be with you all Oh all the comrades that e'er I had Are sorry for my going away And all the sweethearts that e'er I had Would wish me one more day to stay But since it falls unto my lot That I should rise and you should not I'll gently rise and I'll softly call Good night and joy be with you all

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The first album by O'Hooley & Tidow to be released on their own micro label HUM.

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released May 26, 2016

Recorded and produced by O'Hooley & Tidow at West End Studios, Golcar. Mixed & mastered by Neil Ferguson.

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