Name: Last Orders
Duration: P00H03M32S
Description: Taken from the album Summat's Brewin'

Last Orders

from Summat's Brewin' by O'Hooley & Tidow

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Taken from the album Summat's Brewin'

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It’s Friday night, the pubs in full flight
Tracey and the girls have a keen appetite
Happy hour cocktails, two for one
Living the vida loca, smashed up on rum
Mojito, Methirsty, Mehappy, Mesquiffy
Watching the door for signs of her hubby
Four hours later, mission accomplished
Time to heave or head for a curry

Sandra prefers to purge before pleasure
Calories burnt, double the measure
After the gym, she’s thirsty for gin
Alcotonic, chronic and stays superslim
Tony the Tosser thinks he’s a stud
Eyes up the talent from behind his jug
Spots sexy Sandra, moves in for the kill
Loses his nerve as last orders ring

Drink up, drink up hey
Drink up, drink up hey
Drink up, drink up hey
Last orders at the bar!

Cath from accounts, kicked her fella out
Celebrating single with a nice pint o’stout
Over clops Sandra, says “Can I join ya?”
Tony defeated, retreats to the corner
Over t’other side, is a cosy nook
CAMRA card clutchers, sup by the book
Tickers, twitchers, pint pickers and sniffers
The pub is the church, for hopheaded worship

Last orders rung but the night is still young
For our gaggle of gluggers still looking for fun
Tracey’s last tipple; a slippery nipple
Waiting for a taxi and hubby’s tongue tickle
Tony the tosser leaves disappointed
As Sandra and Cath get better acquainted
Just another night of drunk and disorder
The landlord calls time, that’s it for last orders

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from Summat's Brewin', released May 26, 2016
Written by O'Hooley/Tidow

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O'Hooley & Tidow Huddersfield, UK

ENGLAND'S ANSWER TO THE MCGARRIGLES

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Glaramara Hotel

Keswick, UK

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